Y’all I’m not sure what’s happening to me.
I think I’ve lost my mind.
I am not the same person I was a month ago. I am different. Yes, I still despise PDA and I still document it (excessively) on my Snapchat Stories. Yes, I’m still sassy and in love with naps.
But something in my brain has malfunctioned and I don’t know what to do. Maybe I’m sick and the illness has seeped into my brain.
I could honestly be sleep deprived and speaking out of delirium but I’m not sure.
Sorry I’m rambling….. I’m working up the courage to say something outrageous.
I’m trying to work up the courage to do it. Keep scrolling.
I have a flair for the dramatic if you haven’t noticed.
Okay I can do this.
I don’t like every single song Beyonce has made………. like 7/11 just doesn’t do it for me.
I know, I know. But something about short phrases repeated over and over and over doesn’t do it for me.
I can dance to it, but I feel kind of stupid singing it………
PLEASE FORGIVE ME BEYONCE!!!
I really am sorry and I’m going to plead temporarily insane. Not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect.
I’m going to go with that.
Or the fact that it’s April Fools’ Day.
This was my attempt at being funny and hey– I made myself laugh so that’s all that matters.